Anonymous writes,

you want to name yourself after a wrestler? I'm shocked you're not a virgin.

I’m shocked too…I also want a cat called Macho Cat Randy Savage!

May 24, 2013

Going to change my middle name to Cesaro.

Yes! I heard (read) what I just said (typed)!

May 24, 2013     3 notes

On the edge.

That’s how I feel right now when it comes to my life, I’m on the edge of moving out…on the edge of either losing control of my weight or actually doing something about it and I’m on the edge of getting rid of negative shit out of my life or letting it drag me down. Tomorrow is another day and the start of the rest of my life…everything changes.

By the end of this year I will have my own place, I’ll be in the best shape I’ve ever been in and I WILL be happier with my life than I am now.

Sorting my shit out…if you’re not here to help, get to fuck..

May 24, 2013

First thing I thought when I saw the xbox one.

May 21, 2013     7 notes

A message to anyone who has a problem with gay marriage

You clearly have bigger problems to deal with than two people of the same sex expressing their love for each other…like the fact that you’re a massive cunt.

May 20, 2013     12 notes

I’m 25 today

Feeling old…mega old! The thing that made me feel the oldest really was not being able to tick the 18-24 box anymore!

May 20, 2013     3 notes

wastingmytimonthemoon:

fuckyeahptvmike:

johsuafranceschi:

faggotsaretakingover:

mike fuentes was homecoming king at clairemont high school oh my godimage

woW HI JUST HERE TO POINT OUT HE ISNT EVEN DRESSED FORMALLY

HE JUST FUCKIN WALZED IN THERE WEARING A GOD DAMN T SHIRT AND A TIE

AND HE WON GOD DAMN PROM KING

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

can we take a moment to notice that he’s blonde too

So it looks like he was…king for a day.

May 20, 2013     6,445 notes

Oh also…we blacked out a portion of my arm today.

May 18, 2013     3 notes

This is my friend Joe with his home made wrestling mask on…I have a the best friends ever.

May 18, 2013

My sleeping pattern is so shitty right now.

No matter how late I go to bed, I seem to wake up at 6 most mornings…Last night I fell asleep about 3 in the morning and my body still decided that I only needed like 3 hours sleep.

Urgh.

May 18, 2013

Bristol tonight to see Sleeping With Sirens!

Nowhere to stay, lets hope the gig ends in time for me to get the last train home.

May 17, 2013     2 notes

People claiming that you should support Chelsea tonight because they’re the English club need to realise that patriotism isn’t a good thing.

Also John Terry is a dickbag.

May 15, 2013     1 note

Word Of The Day.

Procrastibate: To masturbate out of boredom or to avoid work.

May 6, 2013     27 notes
sweet theme, bro.